Girl #1: Hey girl, what's up? How's your summer? You still runnin' 'round with that bad boy?
Girl #2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl #1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl #2: Few weeks ago. It don't matter. We weren't goin' out no more.
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Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html
Overheard by: brickskeller
Frat boy: All of my plans involve either money or pussy.
Starbucks, E Street
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/dont-you-mean-money-for-pussy.html
Intern girl #1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.
Intern girl #2: I can see that.
Intern girl #1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.
Intern girl #2: Did he want to smack you around?
Intern girl #1: He wanted me to smack him around.
Intern girl #2 Did you?
Intern girl #1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/s-gear-so-thats-where-all-his-moneys.html
Overheard by:
Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.
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Overheard by:
Guy: You know what I'm going to do? I'm bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I'm wearing a safari hat to work.
Girl: That's so Baltimore!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/baltimore-new-fashion-capital-of-world.html
Overheard by: the hill
Girl: I’m like Mister Rogers — I change my style twice a day.
Farragut North Metro
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/hi-neighbor.html
Waitress to guy wearing a Soviet hockey jersey: CCCP? Who's that?
Customer: It's the Soviet Union.
Waitress: Oh, are they playing the Caps tonight?
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Girl on cell: If it’s good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for Texas.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/new-state-slogan.html
Guy: I don’t understand! What is a pork roll?
Jersey girl: It’s hard to explain… It’s like if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/not-to-be-confused-with-pork-barrel.html
