Tourist at Folklife Festival: You’re just looking for an excuse to take a picture of a black person.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/if-you-pay-very-close-attention-you-can.html
Tourist at Folklife Festival: You’re just looking for an excuse to take a picture of a black person.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/if-you-pay-very-close-attention-you-can.html
Female customs and border patrol officer: So I wasn't surprised when he left his wife for his girlfriend, but I was surprised by the domestic battery charge. But… you know how women can be.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-know-how-women-can-be.html
Overheard by: Jan
Woman on cell, after next bus stop is announced: Did you hear that? The woman giving the announcement? It's the same woman every time. I wonder where she is.
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Girl #1: I just want to tell her, ‘Just because you think the sun rises and sets in her vagina doesn’t mean we all have to.’
Girl #2: Seriously.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/and-what-time-is-sunrise-again-i-just.html
Geek: Yeah, I’m a big geek, but I still really like sex.
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International Relations professor: If I was to go to San Diego, or any city I’ve never been to, give me 24 hours and I could tell you what, where, by whom, and how much the drugs are sold for… [Long pause] And, depending on the drug, perhaps even the quality.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/whered-you-get-your-phd-cheech-drug.html
[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-dig-at-another-city.html
Overheard by: EavesdropDC
Dude: It’s weird… All of the girls I dated turned slutty after I dated them. It’s totally unfair.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/03/we-feel-your-pain-and-have-felt-up.html
Man to friends: I think I'm finally gonna quit my job and write the sitcom I've always wanted to, about the sassy robot.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/it-probably-beats-one-about-sassy.html
Overheard by: Ian
Man to buddy: She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex.
Adams Morgan, DC
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/sounds-like-my-kind-of-lesbian.html
