If You’ll Refer to This Pie Chart…

Frat boy: All of my plans involve either money or pussy.

Starbucks, E Street
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/dont-you-mean-money-for-pussy.html

Posted on December 14, 2018
Eavesdrop DC, Frat boy types, Vagina, Washington, DC

Haunting Image: John McCain in Assless Chaps

Intern girl #1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.
Intern girl #2: I can see that.
Intern girl #1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.
Intern girl #2: Did he want to smack you around?
Intern girl #1: He wanted me to smack him around.
Intern girl #2 Did you?
Intern girl #1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/s-gear-so-thats-where-all-his-moneys.html

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Posted on December 7, 2018
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Gossip

Father Martin, Why Is This Pew Wet and Sticky?

Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.

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Posted on December 6, 2018
Compliments, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Family ties, Girls, Religion, Washington, DC

Why There Are So Many Homicides in Maryland

Guy: You know what I'm going to do? I'm bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I'm wearing a safari hat to work.
Girl: That's so Baltimore!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/baltimore-new-fashion-capital-of-world.html

Overheard by: the hill

Posted on November 18, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Guys

Are These Not the Hottest Slippers Ever?

Girl: I’m like Mister Rogers — I change my style twice a day.

Farragut North Metro
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/hi-neighbor.html

Posted on February 27, 2018
Chicks, Eavesdrop DC, Fashion, Washington, DC

The CIA's Predicting a Win for the USSR

Waitress to guy wearing a Soviet hockey jersey: CCCP? Who's that?
Customer: It's the Soviet Union.
Waitress: Oh, are they playing the Caps tonight?

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on October 14, 2017
Customers, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Employees, Girls, History, Names, Questions, Stupidity

A Credo We Enforce with Artillery

Girl on cell: If it’s good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for Texas.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/new-state-slogan.html

Posted on August 18, 2016
Eavesdrop DC, On the phone, Philosophy

Ugh, Noun-Adjective Marriages Are So Unnatural

Guy: I don’t understand! What is a pork roll?
Jersey girl: It’s hard to explain… It’s like if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/not-to-be-confused-with-pork-barrel.html

Posted on August 17, 2016
Eavesdrop DC, Food, Friends

In This Issue, “Seven Secrets to Make Him Give You Tax Money!”

Bimbette: She went to beauty school, so she thinks she’s a cosmopolitician or something.

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Posted on January 14, 2016
Bimbettes, Eavesdrop DC, Words

Is That the Best Way to Take the Moral High Ground?

Woman #1: So, you think he is?
Woman #2: No, you don't really think he is?
Woman #3: Hell, yes! I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on November 7, 2015
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Infidelity, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness, Women

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