Eavesdrop DC

In This Issue, “Seven Secrets to Make Him Give You Tax Money!”

Bimbette: She went to beauty school, so she thinks she’s a cosmopolitician or something.

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Is That the Best Way to Take the Moral High Ground?

Woman #1: So, you think he is?
Woman #2: No, you don't really think he is?
Woman #3: Hell, yes! I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I'm gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That'll teach him.

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Overheard by: Jon

Like That Time You Dragged Me to Popeye’s

Tourist at Folklife Festival: You’re just looking for an excuse to take a picture of a black person.

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A Few Black Eyes, and They're All, “Wah Wah Wah!”

Female customs and border patrol officer: So I wasn't surprised when he left his wife for his girlfriend, but I was surprised by the domestic battery charge. But… you know how women can be.

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Overheard by: Jan

And How Do I Get That Job?

Woman on cell, after next bus stop is announced: Did you hear that? The woman giving the announcement? It's the same woman every time. I wonder where she is.

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I’m Like, Red Sky at Morning, Sailor Take Warning!

Girl #1: I just want to tell her, ‘Just because you think the sun rises and sets in her vagina doesn’t mean we all have to.’
Girl #2: Seriously.

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I’m Having Some Now

Geek: Yeah, I’m a big geek, but I still really like sex.

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Your Backpack, for Instance, Holds a Gram of Weak Pot

International Relations professor: If I was to go to San Diego, or any city I’ve never been to, give me 24 hours and I could tell you what, where, by whom, and how much the drugs are sold for… [Long pause] And, depending on the drug, perhaps even the quality.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/whered-you-get-your-phd-cheech-drug.html

They Have the Cutest Little Subway

[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.

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Overheard by: EavesdropDC

Why Do Other Guys Get All the Herpes?

Dude: It’s weird… All of the girls I dated turned slutty after I dated them. It’s totally unfair.

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