Gym rats

Ripped gym guy #1: This Jamaican guy showed me an ab exercise yesterday…it will kill you!
Ripped gym guy #2: (stares blankly, no reaction)
Ripped gym guy #1, louder: It will kill you! It will kill! You!!

Gym
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: wow, really?

Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.

Japan

Meathead: Those guys are steroid monkeys.
Girl: Oh… So, you don’t do steroids?
Meathead: No, girl, I eat grilled chicken.

1400 East 6th Street
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: dana