Muscular black man: I'm like, “if you're going to be gay around me, you have to at least be funny.”
St. Thomas
Virgin Islands
Muscular black man: I'm like, “if you're going to be gay around me, you have to at least be funny.”
St. Thomas
Virgin Islands
Ripped gym guy #1: This Jamaican guy showed me an ab exercise yesterday…it will kill you!
Ripped gym guy #2: (stares blankly, no reaction)
Ripped gym guy #1, louder: It will kill you! It will kill! You!!
Gym
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: wow, really?
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.
Japan