18-year-old guy to friend: If I liked kids, I would be celebrating mass at a Catholic church.
Mexico City
Mexico
Overheard by: Kafnut
18-year-old guy to friend: If I liked kids, I would be celebrating mass at a Catholic church.
Mexico City
Mexico
Overheard by: Kafnut
Girl #1: You know every time I see Tyler Perry I think about the white Tyler Perry.
Girl #2: That's Steven Perry from Aerosmith.
Girl #3: That's Steven Tyler.
Girl #1: Well, I'm talking about the Tyler Perry from Friends.
Girl #4: That's Mathew Perry!
Cancun
Mexico
Muscular black man: I'm like, “if you're going to be gay around me, you have to at least be funny.”
St. Thomas
Virgin Islands
Bus preacher: Prime time bingo is the key to hell.
Kingston
Jamaica
Tourist #1: Do you think we should eat Mexican or Italian?
Tourist #2: Mexican is indigenous to the culture of Puerto Rico. Let's eat that…
San Juan
Puerto Rico
Chick: Man, I hate vacations! I always end up over-packing, and then I never get laid!
Kingston
Jamaica