Or Sam's Club, the All-S&M Warehouse

Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!

Target
Salem, Oregon

Posted on October 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Oregon, Stores

What Kind of Landlady Makes Bandana-Wearing a Lease Requirement?

Girl on cell: So, did I tell you? I got fired from my job. (pause) Yeah, I guess I'm not a very good gay and lesbian promoter. (pause) Well I'm not gay, so maybe that had something to do with it. (pause) Oh, didn't you hear? I got kicked out of my apartment last week, too. (pause) Yeah, it's gay.

Redline MAX
Portland, OR

Overheard by: Gus

Posted on September 24, 2008
Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality

Trust Me– I Know My Teletubbies

Guy on cell: I told you… the orange ones are hermaphroditic and the purple ones are sterile.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: piruqsiviliriji

Posted on July 23, 2008
Default, Guys, On the phone, Oregon, Weirdness

I’m Sure Your Vagina Is Purple for a Pefectly Innocuous Reason

Guy: Well, do you have lots of unprotected sex with anonymous men?
Girl: I don’t think so.
Guy: (pause) Well, you’re probably safe then.

Southern Oregon University

Overheard by: Kayli

Posted on July 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Questions, Sex, STDs