Smokers

Agitated smoker on phone: I'm going to jail tomorrow! I just wanted to spend one night with you! What do you mean you can't be bothered?

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Isabel

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Guido with cigar to girlfriend: I don't know baby, but I have to follow that chicken.

Key West, Florida

Overheard by: twattylant