Strangers

Party host to guest: Watch out for the skunk in the bathroom.
Guest: What?
Party host: Seriously.

Columbus, Indiana

Overheard by: Projection1234

Girl #1: Oh my god, black guys have the biggest penises in the world.
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: Really, it was as big as my thigh.
Random lady sitting next to them: Oh my god, they are!

Los Angeles, California