I'll Bet You Say That to All the Girls

(outside of a coffee shop downtown late at night)
Hipster chick: So then I went to the store and found out the shoes were discontinued but…
Creepy guy (with unzipped and unbuttoned pants): What are you guys talking about? Can I talk or are you going to kick me out?
Hipster chick: Uh… (looks around for a quick exit) No man, you can stay. We're talking about shoes.
Creepy guy: You're so hot. No, really. I would kiss you like you'd never think about shoes again.

Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Julia M

Posted on July 29, 2008
Clothes, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Etiquette, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kink, Ohio, Strangers, Weirdness

How I Met Your Mother

Drunk man to woman passing by: Fornication is evil! Thou shalt be kind to your neighbours!
Woman: Yeah, well, god built the Nevada desert and the Colorado River and then we came and built the Hoover Dam, leaving people without water or resources. So just by being here we're fucking over our neigbours.
Drunk man: Can I kiss you?

Outside The Flamingo
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on July 29, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Evil, Gripes, Nevada, Strangers, US Geography, Women

Strangers

I'll Bet You Say That to All the Girls

How I Met Your Mother