They Disagree on What “City of Brotherly Love” Really Means

Scene guy: Come back! I want a hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!
Scene guy: I want my hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!

22nd and Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: catty

Posted on December 30, 2019
Insults, Pennsylvania, Strangers

I'll Stick to My Placenta Face-Cream, Thank You Very Much

Male wedding-goer to female wedding-goer: Oh, you guys work here? Excellent! My sister's husband, oh, I mean my brother-in-law, sells semen. Bull semen.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412831/you-know-in-case-youre-in-the-market.html

Overheard by: best pick-up line ever

Posted on November 20, 2019
Animals, Cum, Family ties, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Strangers, Weirdness

Relax– That Just Means It Likes You

(strange loud sound comes from the plane)
Calm but confused flight attendant: That's weird, I've never heard that before.
Freaked out passenger: Um, excuse me? What?!

Flight to Cancun, Mexico

Posted on October 7, 2019
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, North America, Public transportation, Questions, Strangers

If Charles Dickens Had Gone to College in Florida

Girl: It was a land of chocolate and a land of Lego. It was glorious.
Random guy, walking by: Glorious!

University of Central Florida

Posted on June 23, 2019
Candy, Florida, Strangers, Toys, Wishes

We Better Have to Swim Through Her Blood When We Disembark

Metro announcement: The Red Line is experiencing delays due to a sick customer at Farragut North… Trains will share tracks at Gallery Place and Metro Center.
Man on metro: How sick was this customer?
Woman on metro: She better be dead, I'll tell you that.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: jposkin

Posted on February 13, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Guys, Maladies, Public transportation, Strangers, Washington, DC, Women

Just Your Country

Charity guy: Hello there. I’m Australian, and I’m giving out free hugs.
Girl: Okay then [hugs him].
Charity guy: What about your friends here?
Girl: Oh, they’re German. They don’t want hugs.

Redhill
Surrey
England

Posted on June 2, 2018
England, Race, Strangers

Practically the Only Thing in Ottawa You Haven't Done

Slutty teen in very short skirt (yelling): Yo,what time is it?
Drunk passerby : (shows watch on wrist)
Slutty teen (indignantly): Like, I don't do analogue, bitch!

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on May 13, 2018
Canadia, Default, Drunks, Insults, Questions, Strangers, Technology, Teens, Time Management

One Of Those Rare Days When the Sun Comes Out

Half-naked girl to clothed passerby: Whassup? It's just one of those days.
Clothed passerby: I hear ya.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 4, 2018
Clothing, Girls, Oregon, Strangers, Time Management, Weirdness

But I'll Ask That the Contract Be Written on Recycled Paper

Greenpeace canvasser: Hey! Want to save some trees?
Lady: I don't have time right now. I have to go get rid of a man by divorcing him.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Deana

Posted on December 8, 2017
Illinois, Questions, Relationships, Strangers, Time Management, Women

It’d Be a Match Made in Heaven If She’d Only Stop Stealing My Watch

Girl: Who are you dating now?
Guy: I don’t know if you’d call it dating, but I met a stripper that comes over around midnight, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she’s gone.
Random eavesdropper: Dude, marry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, California

Posted on September 30, 2017
BJs, California, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Strangers

Strangers