Chicks

Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Skanky girl walking down hall to friends: She told me to put my cigarette out… I put it in my bra.

Asher Alternative High School
Detroit, Michigan