Chick: That guy’s not a real bum — he has a laptop!
Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Whitney Wrobel
Chick: That guy’s not a real bum — he has a laptop!
Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Whitney Wrobel
Chick on boat at company party: So, your brother-in-law inherited the porn collection of a dead man? … Okay, just making sure I understood what we were talking about.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: stuck on a boat
Girl arguing with boyfriend on speaker phone: I hope you get herpes and get pistol-whipped! [Guy’s friend giggles in background.] Is that Nate? I hope he gets herpes and pistol-whipped, too!
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sarah
Girl reading TIME magazine: Do you think Michael Jackson looks kinda hot in this picture?
Friend: No, definitely not.
Girl, after a pause: Yeah, I don’t either.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: bradlea
Midget girl: So, I’m trying to talk to him, but he wouldn’t stop checking out my body, and I’m like, ‘Hello! My eyes are down here.’
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ottsel
Chick #1: I mean, just ’cause I do it doesn’t mean I do it fast.
Chick #2: Yeah! Like, I used to date my Chemistry TA.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Girl: … And so everyday I was like, ‘I just want some of that big sausage!’
University of Ottawa
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Lizzie
Girl to friend: I feel like a giant pen… that spilt its ink on the world.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/53187.html
Overheard by: Yours truly
Artsy girl #1: Hey, remember that time in London when we both thought we had scabies, but we didn’t?
Artsy girl #2, sighing: That was one of the best days of my life!
Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Hiding my laughter in the photo lab
