Chicks

And What's That on Your Hamburger?

Chick: Has anyone seen the bottle of fake blood?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 24, 2009
Chicks, Drinking & drunks, Lies, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

Other Than Getting Punched, of Course

Chick: Giving a blow job is totally the best lip plumper.

Alameda, California

Posted on October 13, 2008
Advice, Beauty, BJs, Body parts, California, Chicks, Default

Sounds Like a Lovely Centerpiece

Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?

Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota

Overheard by: KDH

Posted on September 25, 2008
Body parts, Chicks, Default, Questions, South Dakota, Weirdness

…Except for Those Four Times

Hot chick to guy: Dude, I know. You're such a good friend. You put up with my shit, and I'm not even blowing you!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 28, 2008
BJs, Chicks, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Massachusetts

'Cause Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut?

Asian chick: I don't even like pecan pie. Do you?
White chick: I love it!
(long pause)
Asian chick: Why are we friends?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Virginia

Posted on August 28, 2008
Asians, Chicks, Default, Feelings, Food, New Jersey, Questions

You Know the Coolness Police Aren't Real, Right?

Chick: My sister has a 4.0 GPA, but that doesn't mean anything when you've got a criminal record.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on August 8, 2008
Bragging, Chicks, Crimes, Default, Education, Illinois, Stupidity

But Then You Have to Live with It Haunting Your Dreams

Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.

International Airport
Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 7, 2008
Airports & flights, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Gripes, Music

Where Are You Going with This?

Drunk: Two of my three girlfriends just dumped me. I'm looking for replacements.
Cute blonde: Do you like beer?
Drunk: Yes.
Cute blonde: In your face?

Carlton
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: itookherhome

Posted on July 29, 2008
Australia, Chicks, Comebacks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Questions

Abstinence Hip Hop Fails to Find Its Audience

Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I don't need one.
Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I'm on my period, yo!

University of Connecticut

Overheard by: Unwilling Audience

Posted on July 28, 2008
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity

Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on July 20, 2008
Chicks, Colorado, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Gripes, Questions, Weirdness