Chicks

Disappointed blonde: … But it’s Porn Sunday!

Radford University
Virginia

Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.

The Louvre
Paris
France

Girl to friend: Why couldn’t we have lived in the ’60s so we could just take acid and have sex with whoever we wanted?

Bowling Green State University
Ohio

Dominatrix: I don’t do anything sexual to my clients. All I do is stick things up their asses.

Street fair
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Chick #1: Hey, it’s Todd*!
Chick #2: Oh, he’s a swimmer, right?
Chick #1: Yeah, his tongue swam in my mouth!

Olivet College
Olivet, Michigan

Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!

Boston, Massachusetts

Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.

University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: star

Girl with squeaky shoes, to mom: Not only am I looking pudgy today, but these shoes keep making fart sounds! I’m wearing fart-shoes, and I hope you’re satisfied!

Kohl’s
Framingham, Massachusetts

Girl #1: I know her. She’s a skank.
Mother: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. You can smell the hooker coming off of her.

Cambridge, Ohio

Girl #1: You know, I think I really like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: Andreas. He’s from Greece. He’s really cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be careful with those Mediterranean guys. They seem all well and good, but sooner or later they all try to fuck you in the ass.

Harrison Street and 19th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida

Overheard by: it’s funny ’cause it’s true