Chick to friend: I’m telling you — he’s a communist leprechaun posing as a democrat!
Auburn, New York
Chick to friend: I’m telling you — he’s a communist leprechaun posing as a democrat!
Auburn, New York
Angry girl storming out of classroom: My mama ain’t raise no adolescent!
High school
Rockford, Illinois
Overheard by: Bre
Girl #1: I just don’t think I’ll ever have sex without a condom.
Girl #2: Oh, please — that’s like saying you’re going to wait until marriage.
Mia’s Mexican Restaurant
Dallas, Texas
20-ish redhead: My life would have been so different if I had two gay dads.
20-ish brunette: They would have dressed you in ball gowns every day.
20-ish redhead: Can you imagine the Barbies I would have had?
20-ish brunette: Wow. You would have had all the Barbies.
20-ish redhead: Barbie would have come to my birthday parties.
20-ish brunette: Yes, but she would have been a man.
Houston, Texas
Cute chick on cell: No, I’m on my way to work. Come visit me there! … No, it’s not weird! … Well, yeah, it’s a sex shop, but it’s a boutique sex shop!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Want her business card
Chick: That guy’s not a real bum — he has a laptop!
Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Whitney Wrobel
Chick on boat at company party: So, your brother-in-law inherited the porn collection of a dead man? … Okay, just making sure I understood what we were talking about.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: stuck on a boat
Girl arguing with boyfriend on speaker phone: I hope you get herpes and get pistol-whipped! [Guy’s friend giggles in background.] Is that Nate? I hope he gets herpes and pistol-whipped, too!
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sarah
Girl reading TIME magazine: Do you think Michael Jackson looks kinda hot in this picture?
Friend: No, definitely not.
Girl, after a pause: Yeah, I don’t either.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: bradlea
