As Soon As We Get On, I’m Grabbing a Pole and Ripping Them Off

Chick: Well, my mom wouldn’t let me on the train until I wore pants, so there ya go.

Southmoor station
Aurora, Colorado

Posted on March 19, 2023
Bimbettes, Chicks, Clothes, Colorado, Family ties, Gender issues, Gripes, Public transportation, Teens

April: Actually, I Was Boning Donatello

Chick #1: Have I ever told you how much I hate Sex and the City?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: I just think that if women are going to base their lives around a TV show, it should be a cooler one… like Ninja Turtles.
Chick #2: You’re right.
Chick #1: April O’Neil was a good role model. She was interested in reporting the truth and wearing yellow jumpsuits. And nailing Casey Jones. He was hot.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/go-ninja-go-ninja-go.html

Posted on March 11, 2023
Chicks, Overheard at Western, TV shows

Thereby Creating a Paradox

Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html

Posted on February 28, 2023
Chicks, Gripes, Weirdos of Winnipeg

Picture Just a Thigh Wearing Fishnets

Girl: She looked like a mix between a Christmas ham and a hooker.

Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: NS

Posted on February 15, 2023
Chicks, Insults, New Jersey

But Hurrah for Random People Giving Me Ritalin!

Girl #1: Oh, god. It’s freezing! Fuck life!
Girl #2: You mean, fuck the weather.
Girl #1: No, fuck life… And fuck random people telling me I have ADD!

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: dela

Posted on February 12, 2023
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard at Western

… While Mine’s in the Shop

Chick to friend: Man, you’ve gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone’s vagina.

Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska

Overheard by: Tabs

Posted on January 24, 2023
Alaska, Chicks, Vagina

Hypothetically. If I Had Done It. Which I Didn’t.

Private school girl: Did I tell you what Jane* asked me?
Best friend: No.
Private school girl: She was all like, ‘Did you hook up with a homeless guy?’ and I was all like, ‘No, of course not! Never say that again!’
Best friend, laughing hard: I can’t believe you did that!
Private school girl: What, hooked up with a homeless guy? It’s not a big deal.

Haight Street
San Francisco, California

Posted on January 23, 2023
California, Chicks, Friends, Preppies, Questions, Relationships

He Was Badly Burned in the Ensuing Explosion

Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/

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