Guy on phone at leather bar: Yeah, I’m at a church social… doing the Lord’s work. I’ll be on my knees later.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Kiko

Girl to friend: Sometimes I lie. (pause) Usually… I'm lying.

Novi, Michigan

Girlfriend: I swear I told you.
Boyfriend: No, you didn’t.
Girlfriend, exasperated: Look, if I was lying then my hands would fall off. See? They’re still on, so I’m not lying.
Boyfriend: I don’t think that’s a valid argument.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Suzie

Guy #1: So, she said she didn’t want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that’s what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can’t say that.

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