Girl #1: Y’know, it kind of weirds me out when I have sex with my boyfriend. He looks like Jesus.
Girl #2: Jesus wasn’t Mexican.
Girl #1: Yeah, yeah, but still — it’s like I’m having sex with Jesus.
Girl #2: You should talk to your pastor about that.
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Overheard by: katherine
Tourist to waitress: How do we get to the bad part of town?
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Overheard by: kyle
Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.
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Nurse: I didn’t even bother checking the urgency, but I guess if there are stab marks it’s urgent.
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Overheard by: funvill
Lady #1: Oooh… These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.
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Overheard by: erin
Dude to buddies: You’re going to spend our hooker money on a cab?
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Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I’ll take the snakes in my car.
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Overheard by: johanna
Guy #1: So, she said she didn’t want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that’s what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can’t say that.
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