Louisiana

Underage drunk girl in bathroom to another: Do you need me to wipe?

Varsity Theatre
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Loud guy on cell: So that's like, what, a 90% ratio of girls who have gotten pregnant right after I dated them? (bursts out laughing)
Girl to friend: Wow, I want him as my next boyfriend!

LSU
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: the things you hear when you go to class early….