But She's Saving Her Belching for Marriage

Redneck woman: He said that he could tell she really dug him because she farted in front of him.
Friend: Oh, she'll fart in front of anybody!

Square Mall
Hammond, Louisiana

Overheard by: pull my finger

Posted on July 5, 2009
Etiquette, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Louisiana, Malls, Rednecks, Relationships

I'm Afraid It's Just Cold Cuts for the Dead

Teacher: Where does the friar discover the bloodstains in the tomb?
Student #1: In the kitchen!
Teacher: There's no kitchen in a tomb.
Student #2: Well, dead people got to eat too!
Student #3: No they don't, stupid!
Student #4: Wait, don't people get hungry when they die?

9th Grade English Class
Louisiana

Overheard by: Is it Summer Vacation Yet?

Posted on May 27, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Louisiana, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers

…Because That's Our Thing.

Young mother, in baby-talk: Aren't you excited to meet grandma and grandpa at the park? Do you think they're sad and lonely there waiting for us?
Toddler son: Noooo, they're drinking.
Mother, still in baby-talk: You think they're drinking?

St Charles Streetcar
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on May 18, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Louisiana, Moms, Questions, Women

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

Eh, That's What You Said About Reading

Very excited sex ed teacher on first day of class: I know you guys hear a lot of scary, nasty things about sex on tv, but I'm going to tell you something: sex is fun!

Middle School
Louisiana

Overheard by: Amused Guest

Posted on March 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Louisiana, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers

Plus, Concrete Shoes Are the New Black

Drunk woman #1: I shoulda been in the mafia.
Drunk woman #2: Why?
Drunk woman #1: I hate loose ends.

Bar
Louisiana

Overheard by: soprano

Posted on March 11, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Louisiana, Questions, Wishes, Women

Goldilocks Always Has Trouble Getting It Just Right

Female cashier: I'm tired, and really not sure why.
Man checking out: You want to know what causes tiredness?
Female cashier: What?
Man checking out: Either too much sex or not enough sex. By the looks of you, it must be too much sex.

Albertson's
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not tired, so I must be getting enough sex