Offspring

Naming Her “Charmin” Was the Right Call

Girl: Your child is adorable.
Proud father: Yes, she's so fluffy and absorbent!

Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on December 28, 2008
Compliments, Dads, Default, Girls, Kids, Maine, Offspring, Parenting, Words

But I'll Totally Buy the Kid Tap Shoes

Slightly effeminate black man on cell: Uh-uh, child. If you're pregnant, that ain't my child. You got to talk to my brother.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/411942930/he-said-to-talk-to-you.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 18, 2008
Black people, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Offspring, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Queers