Offspring

Can You Even Use “Oxygen” As a Verb Like That?

Male flight attendant: … And if you brought more than two children with you today, decide which your favorite is and oxygen that one first.

Southwest Airlines Flight #135

Posted on April 11, 2008
Advice, Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Flight attendants, Guys, Jerks, Offspring, Threats, Weirdness

And Won First Prize at the Science Fair

Serious drunk guy: I made babies with a woman!

BrewFest
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Drunk Girl

Posted on April 10, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Guys, Offspring, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness