Teens

Teen girl #1: Jenny's gay.
Teen girl #2: I am not!
Teen girl #1: I'm just kidding. You are definitely the most heterosexual girl I know.
(pause)
Teen girl #3: Way to call Jenny a slut.

San Luis Obispo, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!

Bar
Victoria University
Australia

Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!