I Mean, Tea, Biscuits and Stories about the Blitz…!

Teen boy #1: What? You love old ladies?
Teen boy #2: Like. Like.

Leeds
UK

Posted on December 16, 2025
Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Teens, UK, Words

Who Knew Yuppie Teens Could Leave Us So Intrigued?

Yuppie teen girl #1: I’m sooo glad it didn’t happen when those boys were looking at the restaurant!
Yuppie teen girl #2: Your face is totally like a target for their… like… stuff.

Hotel elevator
South Carolina

Overheard by: wtf are you talking about?

Posted on December 15, 2025
Default, Feelings, Girls, South Carolina, Teens, Words, Yuppies

And Then Put It Back, Unused

Teen girl #1: Lemur? What the hell’s a lemur?
Teen girl #2: Lemur is French for ‘light.’ You know, like the candlestick on Beauty and the Beast — lemur.
Teen girl #1: You’re so smart. How do you know this shit?
Teen girl #2: I took two years of French.

Lemur Exhibit, Denver Zoo
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 25, 2025
Colorado, Default, Girls, Idiots, Language barrier, Stupidity, Teens, Words

But Yes.

Teen boy #1: You had sex? Really?
Teen boy #2: Hell yeah, I did.
Teen boy #1: Was it like West Virginia?
Teen boy #2: Huh?
Teen boy #1: You know, ‘Wild and Wonderful’!
Teen boy #2: … Dude, that’s gay.

Frederick, Maryland

Posted on October 14, 2025
Maryland, Questions, Sex, Teens

I’d Do Almost Anything for Dick

Teen girl: Hmmm. Nixon. I’d strip for Richard Nixon.

High school football game
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: At least our children know their American history.

Posted on September 15, 2025
Arizona, Girls, Kink, Politics, Teens

See the Homeless People?

Teen girl to friends: Oh, fuck, we’re in America.

Border of America and Italy, Epcot, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: leaving ‘America’

Posted on August 21, 2025
Florida, Gripes, Teens

Just Aphasic

Boy #1 to girl as he throws wad of paper: Hey, heads up!
Boy #2: Whoa! She actually caught it!
Girl, shooting proud look at them: Yeah! Duh — I’m not illiterate.

Chemistry class
Friendswood, Texas