Teen girl #1: Are you drinking tonight?
Teen girl #2: I’ve been drunk all day. I was doing shots in class.
Teen girl #3: I have four dollars! I told my mom I was going to McDonald’s. She’s so fucking stupid!
Prince Edward Island
Canadia
Teen girl #1: Are you drinking tonight?
Teen girl #2: I’ve been drunk all day. I was doing shots in class.
Teen girl #3: I have four dollars! I told my mom I was going to McDonald’s. She’s so fucking stupid!
Prince Edward Island
Canadia
Teen girl #1: When you drink a lot of water your piss get really clear.
Teen girl #2: Nuh-uh! I drink water all the time and my piss is still pink.
Teaneck High School
Teaneck, New Jersey
Overheard by: southernbelle
Teen boy to friends: I tried to drink a whole gallon of milk once, but that didn’t happen and I ended up drinking a half gallon instead. Then I ended up pissing shit, man. It was awful, and it smelled so bad…
Skybridge, Providence Place Mall
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Ang
Teen girl: I just discovered my fly was undone when my hand was mysteriously near my crotch.
Subway restaurant
New Zealand
Teen: So, there is this shirt that says ‘Florida: Where America goes to die.’
Friend: I wouldn’t want to move to Florida when I get old — it’s too hot. Especially in August.
Teen: But that’s only one month out of 11.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Miss Fabulous
Teen: I used to think I was fat, but then I realized I wouldn’t have had sex with five guys if I was fat. No one wants to have sex with a fat girl.
Wendy’s
New Jersey
Overheard by: BTON
Hungover teen girl #1: How was last night? You two have fun?
Hungover teen girl #2: Ohhh, we had a good time. [Suddenly looks confused] Do you think I should have told him about my STDs before we did? We were too drunk to find condoms…
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: sy ‘philis’ amgems
Tween boy: Yeah! Yeah! I get what you’re saying! Every age group has something to look forward to. 16-year-olds want to drive, 21-year-olds want to drink, people in their 30s want kids, and you, Grandma — you want to die.
Older sister: Uh… I don’t think that was quite the point…
Detroit, Michigan
Overheard by: Stuckinthecity
Teen #1: Dude, gross!
Teen #2: Come on, man! Don’t act like that, you’ve wondered if it was worth it having your asshole licked during sex, too!
Teen #1: Yeah, but not by a fat Asian chick!
Stranger: Was it worth it?
Modern Skate and Surf
Royal Oak, Michigan
Teen girl exiting train: Bye! I’ll call you after I drug the cat!
http://pinup.punkrockelite.org/2007/04/overheard-on-muni.asp
Overheard by: Kaitlen
