Yeahhh, college!

College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”

Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.

Overexposed springbreaker: Well, since it was a communal dildo, I thought I would be considerate and clean it off.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Ew!