They Prefer to Be Called Elephant-Americans

Black guy on cell: Man, I just stepped outside and saw, like, ten elephants walking down the street!

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: John Edward Hills

If It’s Looking Milky, We Need to Talk

Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.

University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: star

Pretty boy: Andy! I thought you not-gay-loved me!

Chandler, Arizona

Overheard by: Meghan

Three-year-old daughter, passing Catholic church: Dead people live there.

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Joe Oxford

Girl: I’ll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm… Yeah, the “car” actually stands for “caramel”.

Gelato Spot
Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Fake Blonde

Mom to little kid: Shhh! She can’t help it if she’s fat!

Wal-Mart
Tucson, Arizona

Skinny sorostitute: Every time I see him he just makes me want to throw up.

Arizona State University
Arizona

Overheard by: Lindsay

Little boy looking at swim trunks: I can’t get one with a small hole because my penis gets stuck!

Target
Tempe, Arizona

Taxi cab driver: She ain't big, but she ain't little, you know. (pause) Broke that bottle over Anna head, but she mean well.

Sierra Vista, Arizona

Overheard by: K

Girl, walking across campus with friends: I think two beers and a shot is the perfect amount for that class!

University of Arizona