How Heidi Met Seal

Female suit: Do you know how scary it is to have a black man fall on you in the middle of the night?!

Mesa, Arizona

Posted on September 3, 2026
Arizona, Fears, Questions, Race, Suits, Threats, Women

I'll Be in Smoking in the Bathroom for the Majority of the Flight

Southern stewardess: In case of a water landing occurring in between Tucson and Las Vegas… (pause) If you are traveling with a spouse or ex-wife be sure to put on your own oxygen mask first so that you have an excuse to leave them on their own.
(later)
Southern stewardess: There are six bathrooms on this Boeing 747, feel free to use any of them if you don't like my jokes. (pause) Oh, and if you have any questions don't ask me, I'm new here.

Flight 280
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: kat

Posted on August 22, 2026
Airports & flights, Arizona, Default, Family ties, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Women

Relationships Have Been Built on Less

Skinny girl to prettier friend: You can't toss him a mercy fuck every time his father dies.

Arby's
Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Gwen West

Posted on August 6, 2026
Advice, Arizona, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Restaurants, Sex

And Take Your Side Ponytail With You

Drunk (just thrown out): I bet if had really big boobs you'd let me back in.
Cop working security for the club: No, actually we wouldn't.
Drunk: What, you don't like big boobs?
Cop: Not on dudes.
Drunk: Huh? No, I mean if I was a chick.
Cop: You'd make a really ugly chick.
Drunk: Huh?
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.

Nightclub
Scottsdale, Arizona