Alaska

Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?

Alaska

Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?

Anchorage, Alaska

Bathroom chick #1: So he had three piercings up there and two down there…
Bathroom chick #2: He said he had one that would get her off on her clit if they did it doggie style.
Bathroom chick #1: But what if her clit was pierced too? And his piercings on her clit?

Chilkoot Charlies
Anchorage, Alaska

College guy: So, speaking of Hillary Clinton and nutcrackers…

Anchorage, Alaska

Teacher: Well, what do you think it would be like if you had a penis on your forehead? What would you do if you saw a pretty girl?

Kodiak High School
Kodiak, Alaska