Which, As We Both Know, Is More Than We Can Say for Dad.

Little girl to mom: But I am getting real good! Yesterday I didn't get any poop on my hand!

Public Restroom
Iceland

Posted on July 26, 2023
Compliments, Europe, Hands, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Poop, Restroom

When Deejays Moonlight

Big black woman acting as bathroom attendant: Welcome, beautiful ladies, to the best urination station in the nation! A big pee at the Big E! Stall 5 is open! Okay, we've got a full house, so I wanna hear some flushin'! Ma'am, go to numba 2, let it flow through! Pee as comfortably as you can, cause we all know this place was built by a man! The stalls are too small, haha!

Bathroom, Big E Fairgrounds
Springfield, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2023
Black people, Gender issues, Massachusetts, Pee, Restroom

And I Reject Your Bourgeois Conventions

Little girl in stall: No boys allowed in here!
Little boy in the next stall: Well, my name's Simon!

Girls' Bathroom, Clemyjontri Park
McLean, Virginia

Overheard by: Ellen

Posted on May 6, 2023
Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Names, Offers and requests, Restroom, Sexuality, Virginia

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia

Posted on January 5, 2023
Australia, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, STDs, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

Just Plug and Play– What Could Be Easier?

Drunk girl #1, in bathroom: So I told her she just needed to remove her vagina, put on a cock and man up!
Drunk girl #2: Totally.

Bathroom, Rocket Bar
Washington, DC

Posted on November 16, 2022
Advice, Default, Drunks, Girls, Restroom, Sex, Washington, DC, Words

Is It Your Time of the Math?

Puzzled teen: I swear I’ve never seen so much math on a napkin before.

Women’s Bathroom, Wynkoop Brewery
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Bathroom Goer

Posted on September 5, 2022
Colorado, Gripes, Restroom, Stupidity, Teens

What?? It's Not Like I Told Them About Your Giant, Hammy Thighs.

Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we're not out there?
Girl's mother: Well, you'll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.

Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming