Baristas

We Offer the Full Spectrum Of Coffeeness, Sir

Barista at coffee shop: Can I help you, sir?
50-something man: Ah, yes. Do you have, ah, something like coffee?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469708855/youre-going-to-have-to-settle-for-the-real-thing.html

Overheard by: the man with the mohawk

Posted on February 27, 2009
Baristas, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

I Began to Feel Like a Sundae

Possibly gay barista: Caramel.
Trailer park barista: Car-mel.
Possibly gay barista: Car-a-mel.
Trailer park barista: That used to drive me nuts when I used to work here.

Robot Lodge, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Coffee Lurker

Posted on July 28, 2008
Baristas, Default, Food, Gays, Memory lane, Wisconsin, Words

Something Just Expanded –Possibly My Awareness

Barista guy, gesturing toward mug of Sharpies: Are you aware that these markers cost ninety-nine cents each?
Barista chick: Are you aware that I want to get my nipples pierced?

Starbuck’s, Castro Street
Mountain View, California

Overheard by: touché

Posted on May 24, 2008
Baristas, Bringing it back to you, California, Girls, Guys, Money, Nipples, Questions, Restaurants, Wishes