Race

Non-Asian student to Asian student: Dude, I keep forgetting you’re Asian.
Asian student: I know! Me too!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/283448924/i-often-forget-im-not-asian.html

Overheard by: m. Jo.

Teen boy to other teen boy: You’d be racist if you weren’t so funny.

Leeds, England

Overheard by: Ashleigh

Black student to white teacher: So we’re going to Sarasota to visit a college up there. Do you know the easiest way to get there?
White teacher: Sure! You can take I-75 straight up, and if you want to stop for something to eat, there’s Cracker Barrel all over the place.
Black student: Cracker Barrel? Umm, no, I don’t think so…

Design and Architecture High School
Miami, Florida

Little boy to his mother: Why is everybody white and I’m brown?

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Asian girl: I hate being Asian!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/29/asians-of-the-jewish-persuasion/

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Clerk: Hitler was a black man. Did you know that?

Long’s Drugs
Oakland, California

Chick, breaking long silence: Look! An Asian!
Everyone on bus, in unison: Yay!

High school bus
Englewood, Colorado

Asian girl: Well, I don’t know what it’s like being white.
White girl: You feel guilty all the time.
White guy: Yeah, for things you never did.
Asian girl: Awesome!

Centennial College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Hobo: Damn, shorty, you lookin’ good!
Black girl, groping white boy passerby: I don’t like the dark chocolate — I need a boy I can see my reflection in!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: D.B.

Guy: I knew a Japanese bloke once. He changed his name to Smith… Mind you, he still looked Japanese.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/old-guy-in-pub.html

Overheard by: O.B.