Wishes

Does That Include the Sombrero?

Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 17, 2008
Beauty, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Family ties, Friends, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes

Though Nicole’s Already Tagging and Auctioning Off My Belongings

Old lady to friend: I’ve been praying for the strength to be friendly with Nicole*, but she makes it so difficult! Goddamit, I am going to heaven, so either she has to shape up soon or I have to try not to die!

San Jose, California

Posted on July 11, 2008
California, Death & dying, Default, Old folks, Religion, Wishes