Words

Nurse: How are the bowel movements?
Patient: Define “bowel movements.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363326029/we-may-need-a-bigger-needle.html

Overheard by: Not a Dr

(in the atrium at the HQ of one of the national intelligence agencies)
Young woman to female buddy: It just wasn't meant to be. He refused to self-actualize me…

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/maybe-hes-cylon.html

Overheard by: Ian