Well, Where Does Sleep Sex Fit In?

Woman behind counter: The doctor isn’t here.
Old lady: What about a nurse?
Woman behind counter: The nurses aren’t allowed to write prescriptions.
Old lady: Well, you know, you’re a fucking smartass.

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jesa

Posted on July 26, 2015
Insults, Nurses, Old folks, Tennessee

When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far

Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?

Elementary School
Utah

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Names, Nurses, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah

But Not As Good As the Cucumber, or the Remote Control

Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!

ER
Newport Beach, California

Posted on June 15, 2015
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Doctor's office, Doctors, Hands, Nurses, Sensory experiences, Sex

We Can, but They’re Kinda Like Taffy

Nurse: Okay, it’s time to push the baby out. Take a deep breath, hold it, and push! One, two, three… That was an awesome push! I want you to do the same thing with the next contraction, okay?
Baby daddy: Why are you making her do this?
Nurse: Ummm, to get the baby out.
Baby daddy: Are you kidding me? How long do you expect her to do it?
Nurse: Until the baby comes out.
Baby daddy: This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! Can’t you just pull it out or something?

Labor and Delivery unit
Bakersfield, California