This One Used to Be Magic, Until the Bookie Broke It

Dad balancing bird toy on middle finger, to seven-year-old son: This is dad's magic finger. He uses it when driving.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/223374.html

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Dads, Default, Family ties, Guys, Magic, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

Some Sexual Slang Defies Explanation.

Random guy to friend outside: You're so nasty you eat ravioli!

Abilene Christian University
Abilene, Texas

Overheard by: Ami

Posted on June 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, Texas, Weirdness, Words

It's Currently Banging Your Reasoning and Your Foresight

Guy: My imagination went to college and found new horizons. Your imagination has always been a whore!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 8, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults

Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets.

Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut.
Teen son: Your face needs a cut.
Dad: Your face needs a punch!

Ebdentown
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Hair, Moms, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Teens, Violence

Especially You, Ma'am.

Bag lady, after no one would give her change: You all have small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks!

Chinatown Restaurant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on June 8, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Penis, Pennsylvania, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women, Words

Al Gore: “Some Day That'll Be True!”

Afternoon drunk: Nah, man, it's 32. That's freezing. It don't get lower than that.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: colder that him, apparently

Posted on June 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Illinois, Weather

You've All Signed Your Liability Waivers, Right?

Professor: Are there any questions before we begin the final?
Girl: Can we tear pages out of the exam?
Professor: Yes, we have the technology to reassemble it. (waves stapler around)

Managerial Accounting Class
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on June 7, 2009
California, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, Technology

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole