Infidelity

Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”

Mall
Savannah, Georgia

Guy to date: She cheated on me, so I dumped her. Then I cheated on her and two weeks later we were back together.

Freehold, New Jersey

Girl #1: So then my mom turns to me and says “You're waiting till marriage before you have sex? What if it's really bad sex?”
Girl #2: If you really love the person it won't be bad.
Girl #1: My thinking exactly! But then my sister pipes up “She can just have an affair for good sex… like you, mom!”

Escondido, California