Iowa

Well, It's Two First Names.

Friend #1, totally serious: Wait, who's Ron Paul?
Friend #2, joking: He's an African warlord.
Friend #1, still totally serious: He can't be! Africans don't have real names!

Grinnell College
Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Goron

Posted on April 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Iowa, Names, Questions, Stupidity

What Else Is There to Do in Des Moines When It's Dark?

Girl #1: So Gabby's RA was telling her that someone shat on the carpet in the hallway the other night.
Girl #2: Wait, were they drunk or something?
Girl #1: I would think so. It was nighttime.

Drake University
Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on March 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Poop, Questions

Especially When I Get So Drunk I Make Out with Girls

Butch-looking 20-something: I always have Bud Select, and I know it makes me look so butch.
Femme-looking 20-something: No, I don't think Bud Select is butch…I mean, I drink Bud Select.
Butch-looking 20-something: Yeah, but seriously, I know I look like a lesbian, and the Bud Select doesn't help.

Iowa

Overheard by: I assumed they were on a date

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Names, Sexuality

I Know What You Did Last Sundae Was an Instant Box Office Smash

Little girl: I don't want ice cream, daddy. Know why, daddy? (in a demonic voice) Because it's evil!

Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Evil, Food, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes