Really happy college chick: So many people will die. You know why? The demons are hungry. When you die they eat your soul. They’re hungry and they aren’t happy about it, so people have to die.

Route 16 bus

Overheard by: wishing I had chosen a different seat

Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”

Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas

Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald's: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…


Overheard by: Marlon

Woman to small child: Oh, yes, Satan is very busy. He’s, uh… He’s… Yeah, he’s veeery busy.

New Haven, Connecticut

Professor: At concerts, you move your head in an up-and-down motion in certain parts, also known as “headbanging.” You may also be Satanic. You may or may not, or you might just to piss off your parents.


Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.

Rapid City, South Dakota

Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan's shirt!

Wilmington, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amy

Girl outside changing room: How are those other pants working for you, Jen?
Girl in changing room, frustrated: I feel like the devil himself crafted them to make a mockery of my ass.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: almost broke a rib trying not to laugh

Waitress: Are you going to celebrate Thanksgiving tonight?
Woman with thick Canadian accent: Oh, no, we're going to go home and worship Satan, if that's okay with you.

Cracker Barrel
Orlando, Florida

Teen girl #1: Remember when you were Jesus and I was Satan?
Teen girl #2: Yeah.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty