Lies

Dear Gays and Lesbians– Sure You Want This?

Sexy businesswoman on cell: No, I'll be here at the office for at least four or five more hours, honey. Love you. Bye. (sits down at bar next to young man and rubs his crotch) Husband's taken care of.

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on December 7, 2008
Default, Indiana, Infidelity, Jobs & Careers, Lies, Malls, On the phone, Suits, Time Management, Women

If Only Our Current Administration Could Grasp That Principle

Teacher: Hey! Who was screaming?
Three-year-old: I was.
Teacher: Well, stop screaming inside.
Three-year-old: Sam* was screaming.
Teacher: Look, important lesson for the future: keep your lies consistent.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on September 25, 2008
Colorado, Default, Education, Kids, Lies, Questions, Teachers

Where Being Straight with the IRS Gets You

Hobo to suits who ignore his panhandling: Yeah?! Well, at least I never lied on my income taxes!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2006/08/beggars-cant-be-choosers-but-they-can.html

Posted on September 1, 2007
Eavesdrop DC, Hobos, Lies