Lies

Half-drunk tourist girl: You’re lying! Nobody has all that happen in their life!
Half-drunk guy with NY accent: I’m from Brooklyn! We all live unbelievable lives!

Parker House Bar
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: annikee

Professor, during a discussion about Lear’s daughters in King Lear: well, don’t you guys ever lie?
(class stays silent)
Professor: You all lie, especially the girls.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Hobo to suits who ignore his panhandling: Yeah?! Well, at least I never lied on my income taxes!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2006/08/beggars-cant-be-choosers-but-they-can.html