Girl suit (walking by a fancy art studio pointing at the concrete): Oh my god! That's totally where Ashley peed on Saturday night!
Friend: We didn't even walk down this street!
Girl suit: Yes we did! Because that's the trash can you were passed out over, this is the corner where I ditched you.
7th & J
San Diego, California
Suit to other: Then he kept trying to sell me this little boy for a dollar…
Taco Bell
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Brandon
Attractive 30-year-old blond European woman: You can say it, say it, sayyyyyy it!
50-year-old well dressed Japanese man: Penis… penis… penis…
Ginza
Tokyo
Japan
Overheard by: Brian Milvid
Female suit: Wow, it smells really bad in here… like old period. Yeah! That’s it, old period.
Bridie O’Reillys
Melbourne
Australia
Suit on cell: Yeah, well, we got into a fight about whether she would rather have a regenerating salami foot, or a regenerating cheese hand. She chose cheese hand, but I explained about the salami foot being protected by socks, while the cheese hand is exposed to everything. The conversation just went downhill from there…
Bellevue, Washington
Suit #1: I can’t believe I’ve lost them again!
Suit #2: Are we talking about dildos still or the midgets?
McDonald’s Parking Lot
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: I wish I heard the first part of this conversation
Angry suit on cell: I cleaned out my ass for you, bitch!
On the Street
San Francisco, California
Suit #1: I meant ‘tramp’ like a homeless person.
Suit #2: Ohhh. Well, that changes everything.
Yonge and College
Toronto
Canadia
Annoyed suit: Sir, don’t make me break out the “Canterbury Tales!”
Washington, DC
