Woman: Sleeping with him just never feels consensual. It’s like being raped by your brother.
Friend: Yeah, it felt like that for me, too.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html
Woman: Sleeping with him just never feels consensual. It’s like being raped by your brother.
Friend: Yeah, it felt like that for me, too.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html
Older woman: … And then she told me that I was too small for my breasts.
Younger man: I think she said, ‘Too small for your dress.’
Older woman: … Either way, it was totally inappropriate.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/06/potato-potato.html
Girl: I hate geese.
Guy: Because they’re Canadian?
Girl: No, the fat white ones. I hate them because they’re fat. And greedy.
Guy: Yeah, what’s up with that? They always run right up to you if you have bread.
Girl: And they totally harass the ducks, man!
Guy: Yeah, what the fuck?! Stupid geese. Fuck that shit, man. Fuck that shit.
Girl: Yeah!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/that-swan-lake-really-annoyed-hell-out.html
Lady suit: I hate to say it, but Harry Potter’s penis is small.
Hipster girl: What! Nooo!
Lady suit: No, really — it is. He got an erection on stage… and it was just sad. But the weirdest part is that it was bright red, like they had put blush on it or something.
Hipster girl: What the fuck?! My dreams are ruined!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/goblet-of-fire.html
Chick #1: Try it. It’s a Malibu Bay Breeze. It’s a chick drink, but it’s really good.
Dude, sipping: Damn, that’s delicious.
Chick #2: It’s a bitch drink.
Dude: A bitch drink?
Chick #2: It’ll make you grow vaginas on your arm.
Dude: That wouldn’t be that bad. I’d never leave my house.
Chick #2: No, not functional vaginas. Just ugly ones that people would be freaked out by.
Dude: You know, you just took something wonderful and made it horrible.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/vagina-dialogues-soon-to-be-banned-in.html
Girl: I hate geese.
Guy: Because they’re Canadian?
Girl: No, the fat white ones. I hate them because they’re fat. And greedy.
Guy: Yeah, what’s up with that? They always run right up to you if you have bread.
Girl: And they totally harass the ducks, man!
Guy: Yeah, what the fuck?! Stupid geese. Fuck that shit, man. Fuck that shit.
Girl: Yeah!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/that-swan-lake-really-annoyed-hell-out.html
Girl: I save Soviet Jews. I win valuable prizes!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/spam-irl.html
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Chick: So, what are your irrational fears?
Dude: Well, I’m afraid of that song. You know, the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt one. I mean, ‘that’s my name, too’? What does that mean?! I mean, think about it’s larger sociological implications. That just freaks me out.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-mean-people-always-shout.html
Dude: Tell your sister I won’t sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-rumpelstiltskin-signed-to-defjam.html
Overheard by: Angie
Guy: Come on! He’s only a little retarded.
Chick: I’m not going to sleep with him. Ever!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/its-illegal-anyway-right.html
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