Sorority girl to lit class: So she was all saying that I was totally against feminism if I insisted on shaving my legs. And I said she was totally against feminism if she insisted on being a whore!

University of Nebraska
Lincoln, Nebraska

Dude: … And I said, ‘Stop hitting me — I just shaved my knees!’

Big guy to buddy: If I’d shaved my mustache like I was planning to, none of this would have happened.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: sara

Girl #1: I used to shave my armpits before I even had hair, just to feel like a woman. You know?
Girl #2: (nods)


Angry neighbor: Well, obviously he didn’t appreciate the shaved vagina, or he would have called.

Elizabeth Street
Derby, Connecticut

Roller derby girl: … And it occurs to me that I’m 23 years old — I should probably shave my underarms.

Lucky 7’s
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Adam Nathan

Boyfriend: Baby, you have to shave that mustache.
Girlfriend: Shut up! I keep telling you I'm getting it waxed.

New Jersey

Overheard by: Rebecca

Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah… do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?

Overheard by: Ian

Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.

Chicago, Illinois

Suit #1: Yeah mate, it was fucking wild…
Suit #2: Oh yeah?
Suit #1: Yeah, took her back to mine. She's a skank. I swear there were spiders crawling out of her vag.

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep