Stoners

What Do You Think We Pray For?

Stoner girl #1: What happens at Christian retreats?
Stoner girl #2: You pray and reflect.
Stoner girl #1: Oh. So no beer, then?
Stoner girl #2: Definitely no beer.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on August 18, 2009
Christianity, Drinking & drunks, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Stoners

In That He's Unavailable to Me

Stoned #20-something: If you could have sex with any fictional character, who would it be?
Drunk #20-something: Christopher Walken.
Stoned #20-something: He's not fictional.
(pause)
Drunk #20-something: He might as well be!

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on August 4, 2009
About celebrities, Drunks, Kentucky, Questions, Stoners, Stupidity

We Sense an Imbalance in The Force

Stoned girl #1: We should go to Tops Yogurt soon!
Stoner girl #2 to stoned guy: Yeah! You should come!
Stoned guy: Why Tops? Why not bottoms?
Stoned girls, in unison: Yeah! Why Tops? Why not bottoms?!

Sacramento, California

Posted on June 20, 2009
California, Drugs, Food, Questions, Stoners, Stupidity

How Catholicism Works: Explained

Stoner: If I had a brother–and he and your sister got married– I would go over to their house all the time, and eat their food.

Great Falls, Montana

Posted on April 20, 2009
Default, Family ties, Food, Montana, Relationships, Stoners

But Hand Me Your Checkbook and I'll Eliminate Your Debt

Stoner chick: I really wish I could bite something and for once, not have to worry about it disappearing.

Bakersfield, California

Overheard by: don't we all?

Posted on September 13, 2008
California, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls, Stoners, Weirdness