Stoners

Stoned girl #1: We should go to Tops Yogurt soon!
Stoner girl #2 to stoned guy: Yeah! You should come!
Stoned guy: Why Tops? Why not bottoms?
Stoned girls, in unison: Yeah! Why Tops? Why not bottoms?!

Sacramento, California

Stoner: If I had a brother–and he and your sister got married– I would go over to their house all the time, and eat their food.

Great Falls, Montana

Stoner chick: I really wish I could bite something and for once, not have to worry about it disappearing.

Bakersfield, California

Overheard by: don't we all?

Stoner chick: Some people get offended when I tell them I don’t want to be a lesbian during certain times of the year.

Bakersfield, California

Stoner: Yo, that chick was kind of hot. She was starin’ at me.
Hipster: She wasn’t hot, and she was staring at you because you were in her way.
Stoner: I like it my way better.

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Steveo