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Now Say That Again While Flexing Your Bicep

Dumb girl: Oh, I love The Flintstones. How do you say “yaba-daba-do” in Portuguese?
Portuguese stud: Yaba-daba-doooooo!
Dumb girl: God, that's awesome! I love Portuguese!

Pasadena, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Foreigners, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students, Stupidity, TV shows, Words

I'll Bet Oscar the Grouch Would Be Into Flogging

Drunk girl to friends: Dave and I were talking about which Muppet is hottest. I said the Count. He says Cookie Monster.
Dave: The Count would count every thrust! One… Hahaha… Two… Hahaha…
Drunk girl: But the Cookie Monster would get crumbs in the bed!

Downtown Grill and Brewery
Knoxville, Tennessee

Posted on September 11, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Restaurants, Tennessee, TV shows

Yet Another Situation That Calls for Drugs

20-something girl: Rehab totally sucks. The halfway house only has basic cable.

#16 Bus
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: unysmpathetic

Posted on August 28, 2008
Bus, Default, Drugs, Girls, Gripes, Michigan, TV shows