Candy

Then I'm Getting a Bathing Suit With a Skirt

Five-year-old boy sitting in a shopping cart: Gi-ant vul-va! Gi-ant vul-va!
Mommy: Here's a chocolate truffle.

Whole Foods
Santa Monica, California

Posted on January 6, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms

Spoken Like a Guy Who's Never Gotten Wake-Up Head

Psych professor: Yeah… Snickers bars… top of the list. Best things you can put in your mouth without asking permission.

Harvard Psychology Lecture
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I prefer Kit-Kats

Posted on August 21, 2008
Advice, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Massachusetts, Teachers

I’d Heard the Expression “Nose Candy” and Gotten Confused

Female student, looking at Valentine candy display: Oh, I love those little cinnamon hearts.
Male student: Oh, me too. When I was a kid I used to snort them up my nose.

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on May 28, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Candy, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Sensory experiences, Students, Weirdness

More Organized Than “We,” Grammar Slob

Little boy: Mommy, why do they have Halloween candy out already?
Mother: That’s for people who are more organized than us.

Rochester, Minnesota

Posted on January 30, 2008
Candy, Holidays, Kids, Minnesota, Moms