Druggies

Loud 40-something suit on cell: Yeah, let's sit around smoking ganja on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, and you can teach me Swahili.

Giant Eagle Grocery
Medina, Ohio

Guy: It was a teeth-optional place, but hey, I was a drug addict, so I'm not all that and a bag of chips either.

Los Angeles, California

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Cracked out old lady: Yeah, I think it's time for me to get a new dildo.
Cracked out old guy: Oh, really? Why?
Cracked out old lady: I don't know… I'm not getting the same vibrations anymore. You should tell your wife to get one.
Cracked out old guy: Nahh, I don't think she'd enjoy it…
Cracked out old lady: Yeah, true, true.

McDonald's
Surrey, BC
Canadia