Friends

Prepare to Fly Away, White Crane Brain

Explosive, neurotic 20-something to friend: Say your prayers, mantis pants!

Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2008
Canadia, Default, Friends, Insects, Names, Religion

Due to All the Air.

Girl to friends (while reading horoscope page): I guess it means that, as an Aries, I should just embrace the fact that I'm better than people! (pause) Well, not better, just cooler.

Metro Red Line
Washington, DC

Overheard by: felonaz

Posted on September 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Train, Washington, DC

That, and She Can't Play Softball for Shit

Teen girl #1: Jenny's gay.
Teen girl #2: I am not!
Teen girl #1: I'm just kidding. You are definitely the most heterosexual girl I know.
(pause)
Teen girl #3: Way to call Jenny a slut.

San Luis Obispo, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on September 28, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Sexuality, Teens