I Believe It's Pronounced “Ho”

Tiny girl to friend: You're not fat, you're Santa Claus-esque. Get it right, whore.

Coronado Middle School
Coronado, California

Overheard by: they won the game

Posted on October 21, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Insults, Kids, Santa Claus, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Do You Suppose This White Porcelain Fixture Could Be Used for Urination?

Bimbette in bathroom stall: So what are these hooks for?
Friend: To like, hang your coat or bag or whatever.
Bimbette: Oh my god! I am so stupid! I've been putting my coat on the floor! How long have you known about this? (runs out of stall, yells to random girl) Did you know about the hooks?! (girl nods) I am so stupid!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: chloe

Posted on October 18, 2008
Bimbettes, Canadia, Default, Friends, Questions, Stupidity

My Kids Never Get Me the Right Christmas Gift

Chunky drunken woman shouting to friend and waving her arms wildly: I don't want no peepshow! I wanna dildo!

Downtown Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Bowtie Daddy

Posted on October 17, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Toys, Wishes, Women

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

Just Once, I'd Like Somebody to Weep With Gratitude

Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!

Chilis, New Jersey

Overheard by: K

Posted on October 12, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

…Or Stay Here and Piss My Initials? Make Up Your Mind

Thug to another: You want me to go home and take a shit?

Lake Grove, New York

Posted on October 11, 2008
Default, Friends, New York, Offers and requests, Poop, Questions, Thugs

Perhaps the Little Beret Was a Poor Idea?

Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/

Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin

Posted on October 9, 2008
Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Language barrier, Overheard at McGill, Vagina, Weirdness

Which Aren't Even Real– They're Chicken Cutlets!

Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html

Overheard by: brian

Posted on October 7, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Overheard in PDX

The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity

Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, “Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!” Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!

Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: um…are you sure he wasn't the waiter?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Compliments, Food, Friends, Girls, Punks, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

“Ovulating or Desperate?”–The New Party Game That's Sweeping the Nation!

Young professional girl: He's cute. But then again, lately I think every guy is cute.
Friend: Are you ovulating?
Young professional girl: No. I think I'm just desperate.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/370549482/smells-better-than-perfume.html

Overheard by: Sigh. Me too.

Posted on October 1, 2008
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality

Friends