Seven-year-old girl: Mama, did you know that hip-hop is good to do if you need to lose weight?
Mother: I’m sure it is… But sweetie, you don’t need to lose weight!
Seven-year-old girl: No, but you do!
Massachusetts
Seven-year-old girl: Mama, did you know that hip-hop is good to do if you need to lose weight?
Mother: I’m sure it is… But sweetie, you don’t need to lose weight!
Seven-year-old girl: No, but you do!
Massachusetts
Little girl: Mom, why don’t I have a hairy butt like you?
Bathroom, AA flight 329
Mom: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bailey’s coffee.
Waitress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have coffee, then.
Cheesecake Factory
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: around the corner
Tube train announcer: We're just waiting for a platform to come free at the next station. Thank you for your patience.
Small boy, thoughtfully: They don't *know* that we're being patient. We could all be banging on the windows and screaming.
Tube
London
England
Overheard by: Matt W
Six-year-old girl, gyrating hips: Mommy! Mommy! This is how babies are made!
Mother: That’s nice.
Gap Store, Stanford Shopping Center
Palo Alto, California
Overheard by: this is why I don’t shop at the gap
Small boy, dancing and singing: Wake me up before you go-go, I don’t ever wanna be a yo-yo!
Hallmark store
Duluth, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nic
