Little girl to mother, pointing at a picture of Ronald McDonald: Look, Mommy — they put lipstick on George Washington!
McDonald’s
Jackson, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lydia
Little girl to mother, pointing at a picture of Ronald McDonald: Look, Mommy — they put lipstick on George Washington!
McDonald’s
Jackson, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lydia
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Seven-year-old girl: Mama, did you know that hip-hop is good to do if you need to lose weight?
Mother: I’m sure it is… But sweetie, you don’t need to lose weight!
Seven-year-old girl: No, but you do!
Massachusetts
Little girl: Mom, why don’t I have a hairy butt like you?
Bathroom, AA flight 329
Mom: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bailey’s coffee.
Waitress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have coffee, then.
Cheesecake Factory
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: around the corner
Tube train announcer: We're just waiting for a platform to come free at the next station. Thank you for your patience.
Small boy, thoughtfully: They don't *know* that we're being patient. We could all be banging on the windows and screaming.
Tube
London
England
Overheard by: Matt W
