Lesbos

Lesbian, about ex girlfriend: I mean, the only thing liberal about her is she's gay.

Atlanta, Georgia

Butchy girl: All I know is, I'm never going to Tennesse again.
Femmy girl: Dude, I told you! That is why you google “gay Tennesse” first!

Hazel Park, Michigan

Overheard by: Beth

Lesbian: They think that just because I like girls, I think with my penis. It's rubber!

Sydney
Australia

Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.