I Wanna Eat Your Hair, Cough It Up, and Mold It into the Shape of a Baby

Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.

Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: touché

Posted on August 30, 2023
Brazil, Compliments, Lesbos

Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?

Lesbian to girlfriend: … That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing… [makes subtle fisting motion].

Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on October 30, 2022
Colorado, Gossip, Kink, Lesbos

I’m Going Back to the Isle of Women

Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/what_do_you_mean_by_too.html

Overheard by: orly

Posted on May 16, 2022
Balls, Food, Lesbos, Overheard in Minneapolis

How Most of Us Feel About Seventh Heaven

Boi lesbian talking to shorter boi lesbian: Those motherfuckers are sweet as shit. Those bitches make me sick.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: Maybe she likes them to be mean?

Posted on October 7, 2021
Default, Insults, Lesbos, Sexuality, Washington

When You Locate the Controls Of Your Spacecraft

Quirky lesbian professor leading class in Kegel exercises: And everybody squeeze, hold, hold…release and squeeze, two, three…release.
Ditzy Indian, after shiver spasm: It gives me the willies!
Quirky lesbian professor: It's great, right!

Health Ed Class
Borough of Manhattan Community College, New York

Overheard by: Trying not to laugh at all the serious faces trying to hide these private exercises

Posted on November 17, 2020
Asians, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Lesbos, New York, Offers and requests, Teachers

…Just by Slipping That Home Depot Catalog under Our Mattress

Soccer mom: I can't believe I was able to convince my husband that I was gay.

Museum of Fine Arts
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on November 11, 2020
Default, Family ties, Lesbos, Massachusetts, Moms, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

You Try Getting Vaginal Juice and Chocolate Sauce Out of Shag

Lesbian: You might think I’m weird, but what if we put in rubber floors?
Girlfriend: Um, no. [Lesbian #1 stalks off toward drywall materials, muttering under her breath.]

Home Depot
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 21, 2020
Lesbos, Pennsylvania, Shopping

This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date

Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted …that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire