Dude, approaching table of people: Excuse me? Hi, I noticed you put your salad in the microwave, and I was just wondering… Why?
Asian guy: Why not?
Dude: Well, it’s just… you had two… And you didn’t put the other one in… I have to know!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: a’da