Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: laura
Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: laura
Girl: I like wearing this hat because it makes me look like a cancer patient.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: wb
Drunk frat boy: I don’t care that she was three hundred pounds, she still had a phenomenal rack!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Sorostitute yelling at friend: I can see the marks on your butt from over here!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: yix
Dude, approaching table of people: Excuse me? Hi, I noticed you put your salad in the microwave, and I was just wondering… Why?
Asian guy: Why not?
Dude: Well, it’s just… you had two… And you didn’t put the other one in… I have to know!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: a’da
Bingo number caller: I pick up lots of chicks, G-56. But when I don’t, I masturbate, B-8.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/saturdays-are-pretty-dope.html
Overheard by: bingo player
Sorority girl #1: She’s from Missouri.
Sorority girl #2: Missouri… Is it even civilized there?
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Overheard by: annoyedbutamusedtesttaker
Guy: The only reason I remember the day I got accepted to Cornell is because it’s the only time I ever walked in on my parents having sex.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/saturnalia.html
Overheard by: doug
Girl leaving message on cell: … Anyway, some good news: I’m not pregnant! Yup! You should be shocked, right? Okay, talk to you later.
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Overheard by: anonymous
Student #1: I think I want to go to Asia after college.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: Because I really want to improve my Spanish, and the best way to do that is to live in the country.
Student #2: That’s a good idea.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-3-last.html
Overheard by: paralyzedindisbelief
