Hell, There Will Probably Be More!

Guy to girl selling breast cancer t-shirts: I’ll do it later — the kids with cancer will still have cancer.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/update-39.html/

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on February 26, 2022
Maladies, New York, North America, Overheard at Cornell, USA

Yeah, Technically ‘Martians’ and ‘Venusians’

Guy in sociology class: So male and female… Are those races?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 23, 2022
Class, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Race, Students, Stupidity

I’ll Do a Chinese American Dance in Sweats, and That’s My Final Offer

Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html

Overheard by: ad’a

Posted on December 16, 2021
Asians, Dancing, Guys, Overheard at Cornell

Complexion, Teeth… Is There Anything Spunk Can’t Do?

Sorostitute: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on December 9, 2021
Gossip, Overheard at Cornell, Sorority types

He’s Very Critical for a Schnauzer

Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: sara

Posted on May 28, 2021
Animals, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?

Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: lichka

Posted on May 1, 2021
Balls, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

They Couldn’t

Frat boy: We are Ivy League educated men — we can figure out how to turn a bed sheet into a toga.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: maria

Posted on February 6, 2021
Fashion, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

Someone Needs to Hold Up the Score Cards

Grad student #1: Yeah, it is really hard. They have to wait and see how much, like, brain matter they share.
Grad student #2: What does the one twin do while the other twin has sex?
Grad student #1: I think he just lays there and is really uncomfortable.
Grad student #2: Awkward.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: llouie

Posted on October 24, 2020
Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Sex, Students

I Think We Should See Other People

Boyfriend: Do you still have my keys?
Girlfriend: Yeah, I stopped by your house to bring them back, but I couldn’t get in.
Boyfriend: What do you mean you couldn’t get in?
Girlfriend: Well, you weren’t home, and no one else answered the door.
Boyfriend: … You had my keys!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: kgm

Posted on October 21, 2020
Couples, Overheard at Cornell, Stupidity

It’s $20 Extra to See My Periodic Table

Guy on cell: I’m drunk as fuck right now… Yeah, I went out after my chem test, and they had strippers! Got a lap dance… She was bangin’. You wanna know the best part, dude? I’m doing homework, haha!… Yeah, it’s due tomorrow.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: zui

Posted on August 2, 2020
Drinking & drunks, Education, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

Overheard at Cornell